VIRGIN COCKTAILS
MADE WITH NATURAL INGREDIENTS
AND MORAL SUPERIORITY.
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0.0% ABV | 35 CALORIES | +ELECTROLYTES
REVIEWS
Prospect Park Sunday School Teacher
"This is just barely not offensive."
Co-Founder's Wife
"If I admit it's a clever name, will you get a real job again?"
Botticelli
"You'll be hearing from my lawyers."
Real Instagram Comment
"What is this, B*tch Beer for P*ssies?" - @troy.m.vernon
